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The Orange and Blue - FC CincinnatiFC Cincinnati pride, front and center. These orange and blue patterned sunglasses with burnt orange reflective lenses bring the heat. Official MLS packaging included. Made for tailgates, goal screams, and looking fly in the Bailey.
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Falkor's Fever Dream - BlueThese blue-on-blue sunglasses are what fever dreams are made of. The no slip, no bounce frames stay put no matter how wildly you sweat, sleep walk, or travel between realms. Blue polarized lenses offer UV400 protection and reduce glare off luck dragon fur.
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GOOOO BLUUUE!!!!! - University of MichiganAhhhh college...campus life...cram sessions...parties...and...CRUSHING YOUR RIVALS IN COLLEGIATE SPORTS!!! Michigan fans, get ready to paint the town blue with these Wolverines-inspired blue and maize sunglasses, GOOOO BLUUUE!!!!! These classic OG frames feature a limited-edition design and blue reflective polarized lenses with UV400 protection.
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University of Michigan
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Fear the Spear - Florida State UniversityTake your Seminole spirit to the next level with Fear the Spear! These fightin' frames feature Florida State University's garnet and gold. And thanks to the polarized lenses, you can see all the other teams' fans get goosebumps during the War Chant.
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Florida State University
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Forever Green and Gold - Portland TimbersReady to chant PT-FC?! These Portland Timbers sunglasses feature wood-patterned frames, green gradient lenses, and Major League Soccer packaging.
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Hooked on Onyx - BlackAll black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
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Country Club Crasher - BrownYour 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
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Grand Canyon National Park 2024 - Light OrangeThe Grand Canyon is one of the most spectacular examples of erosion worldwide and its incredible views are unmatched. These limited-edition tan frames with orange/gold ocean lenses feature a design inspired by the incredibly unique landscape of Grand Canyon National Park.
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Au Revoir, Gopher - WhiteGophers got you down? Don’t vent your anger on these furry friends. Instead, slip on a pair of these white and rose sunnies with high contrast lenses to boost ground visibility so you can safely plant more root vegetables. We’ve said too much. *SQUEAK*...
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Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy - Light PinkIt's just like the OG hip-hop song says: Shrimpin' Ain't Easy. That's why we made these small pink sunglasses with matching pink mirrored reflective lenses just for all you petite folks out there with big style.
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Bucky™ Vision - UW–MadisonSport your love for The Wisconsin Badgers in style with these Bucky™ Vision sunnies!!! These stunning white and red sunglasses have vibrant red polarized lenses with UV400 protection that perfectly complement the red and white temples adorned with UW–Madison logos and Bucky Badger™ himself....
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Jellyfishing for Compliments - BlueSometimes a little praise is the best catch of the day! Shamelessly get others to compliment you with these eye-catching blue BFGs featuring blue-yellow ocean gradient lenses. Before you know it, you’ll be reeling in compliments like a pro!!!
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Château de Maraschino - OrangeWelcome to Château de Maraschino, where bold style flows as freely as the top-shelf spirits. These striking orange half-rim frames and orange reflective lenses are a toast to indulgence—effortlessly cool, impossibly smooth, and just the right amount of over-the-top. Think vintage sports car energy...
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Donkey Goggles - OrangeOrange and blue sunglasses that live to stand out from the drove. (A group of donkeys is a drove. Weird, right?) No slip, no bounce frames that stay put even when you gallop (tbh it’s really a spirited mosey). and polarized blue lenses with...
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Toasted Marshmallow Magic - Light BrownIs there anything yummier than a warm, gooey, toasted marshmallow?! Yes: these beige OG sunnies with orange-gold gradient ocean lenses. We toasted them to indulgent, stylish perfection without charring them to a blackened crisp. They're *chef's kiss*
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Vamos United - DC UnitedDominate the comp with DC United (clap-clap-clap) sunglasses! With black gradient lenses, black & red frames & Major League Soccer packaging, these shades are as bold as a last-minute goal. You can do your victory dance now! Go ahead. We're waiting.
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Roll Tide Ray Blockers - The University of AlabamaAhhhh college...campus life...cram sessions...parties...and...CRUSHING YOUR RIVALS IN COLLEGIATE SPORTS!!! Alabama fans, get ready to paint the town blue with these Crimson Tide-inspired white and (of course) crimson sunglasses, Roll Tide Ray Blockers. These classic OG frames feature a limited-edition design and polarized lenses with...
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The University of Alabama
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Short With Benefits - TealSmall teal sunglasses for your lil' noggin...just another perk of being fun-sized!!! Complete with polarized pink reflective mirrored lenses and full UV400 protection, these slim-fit active shades are perfect just the way they are.
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A Unicorn's Calamity - BlackKnow what happens when you mix all colors of the rainbow together?! You get BLACK. That's how we made these black-on-black A Unicorn's Calamity shades. It took eight years & a touch of unicorn magic, but we finally perfected black OGs. You're welcome.
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Underwhelming Alien Abduction - TealYou know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!
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